SNASA's C-Rap

This BARNWESOME masterpiece has been inspired by The Lonely Island - Natalie's Rap. To view, Natalie Portman's Uncensored Rap, click here.

In a secret galaxy far far away, lives a gaint, Secret Nasa. He's broad, tall and is a role model.

The C-RAP begins here...

We're sitting here today with Secret Nasa or better known as SNasa
Hello, so SNASA, what's the day
In life of Secret NASA like?
Do you really wanna know? Please, tell us

I only eat motherfucker, can’t you look at me
Doin' one push-ups, and go to sleep
Damn SNasa, you a crazy dude

Yo, shut the fuck up and bring me doodh.

I bust in pizza with xtra-cheese and apple tart  Cover up your fuckin’ nose coz I’m about to fart

What you want, SNASA? To drink and eat
What you need, SNASA? Chicken Wings and meat

Don't wake me when I'm sleeping on that vibrating bed
I’ll kick your ass with my shoe until it turns red.
Leave you screaming, pay my canteen bills
Fuck you man, or you wanna see my other skills

I'm sorry SNASA, but are we to believe you
abuse dhildren?
I never said I was a role model
What about the juniors that think of you as a pornstar?
Do you have a message for them?

All the juniors lookin' up to me can suck my dick
I’m GAY, I’m BI and I like it big

Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry while I laugh you die

And all the chicks you know I'm talkin' to you
We love you SNASA, I wanna fuck you too
S is for SNASA, S is for sex
I'll kill your dog for fun, and will charge entertainment tax.

Well, SNASA I'm surprised
All this from an SIITian
Well, there's a lot you may not know about me
Really? Such as?

When I was in SIIT I licked every senior’s ass
I cheated every test and did projects under every prof
I gotta a perfect ten and you managed only seven
My Dept Rank was one and IR was eleven

SNASA, you are a miser foodie, hell yeah
And I always pay for your canteen bills
And always bought your porn films, what?
And as for the GPLs, well I can vouch for that
My ass is scared of you, boy

Okie-dokie, one final question
If you can steal a smooch from
Any girl in your Campus, who would it?
No more questions, what

-- The Barnacle