I saw a Beautiful dame..

The masterpiece below has been inspired by Green Day’s Boulevard of Broken Dreams. The legen..wait for it...dary work of fiction intends to make mockery of my best friend who believes that every girl he dates is the "The One" and will be the mother of his children. Anyways, hum the music to enjoy the masterpiece.

I saw a beautiful dame
The most beautiful one that I have ever seen
Don't know what’s her name,
But she is “The One” and I am sure again.

I saw the beautiful dame
Talking to a guy who looks so lame.
While I am walking alone
She is going around with Mr. Lame.

I saw the dame
I saw the dame
I saw the dame
I saw the -

Chorus :
Her face is the only thing that I could see
Her words are the only thing that I could hear…
Sometimes I wish she’ll be with me forever
Till then I walk alone…

Ah (repeats ... a lot)!

I saw the beautiful dame,
Walking all alone, talking on her phone.
On the other side
Cuddling her hair, giving me signs…

 I went to her, told my name,
And without a Wingman, I asked her out,
Though we’re playing the dating game,
I think she still loves Mr. Lame.

 I saw the dame,
 I saw the dame,
 I saw the dame
 I saw the –

Chorus :
Her face is the only thing that I could see
Her words are the only thing that I could hear…
Sometimes I wish she’ll be with me forever,
Till then I walk alone…

I saw the beautiful dame
Talking to a different guy who is also lame.
While I am walking alone
She is going around with new Mr. Lame.

Chorus :
Her face is the only thing that I could see
Her words are the only thing that I could hear…
Sometimes I wish she’ll be with me forever,
Till then I walk alone…

- The Barnacle (c)