Barney + Anthem = Barnethem

The Barnethem written below has been inspired by K’Naan’s Waving Flag.

Centuries from now, if some Bro applies the rudiments of the Bro Code or the Playbook to score some future chick, the only thanks I’ll need is if he could sing the Barnethem to his fellow Bros on the Barnacle Day though if he could figure out how to bring me back to life, that would be pretty awesome, too.
The Barnethem

Behti hawa sa tha woh……
oohh hohoho…..

Give me blondes, give me brunettes, give me red-heads, take me to their bed
See the Daddy, accept your challenge now, you trusted me, and I’ll make you proud
In McLaren these, chicks are hanging, it’s time to do some bangin’ banging,
Awesomeness it surrounds me, Hot chicks are, all around me

Banging the younger ones, banging cougars aged 41
Lets rejoice in the beautiful game.
And it’s time to nail some crazy dame.

EVERYBODY..

When I get suited up, I become awesome
They call me Barney and I am Ted’s best friend.
And then I got drunk
And then I got drunk
And then I got

When I get suited up, I become awesome
They call me Barney and I am Ted’s best friend.
And then I got drunk
And then I got drunk
And then I got

Oooooooooooooh woooooooooohh hohoho

Got the blondes, got the brunettes, Got the redheads, ya, did it on their bed.
Got Suited up and, accepted the challenge, you trusted me, and I made you proud
At my place we were, bangin’ banging, and she was gone the next morning,
Awesomeness it surrounds me, Hot chicks are, all around me

Banged the younger ones, banged cougars aged 41.
Lets rejoice in the beautiful game.
And together at the end of the day.

YOU ALL SING

When I get suited up, I become awesome
They call me Barney
And I am Ted’s best friend.
And then I got drunk
And then I got drunk
And then I got

When I get suited up, I become awesome
They call me Barney
And I am Ted’s best friend.
And then I got drunk
And then I got drunk
And then I got

Wooooooooo Ohohohoooooooo ! OOOoooooh Wooooooooo

Hum honge kaamiyaab,
Hum honge kaamiyaab,
Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din….

EVERYBODY!

When I get suited up, I become awesome
They call me Barney
And I am Ted’s best friend.
And then I got drunk
And then I got drunk
And then I got

And I am Ted’s best friend.
And then I got drunk
And then I got drunk
And then I got

Wooo hooooo hohohohoooooo

Nailed It