The masterpiece written below has been inspired by The Lonely Planet - Jizz in My Pants. If you haven't heard about the song, click here to view the original song.
(Initially)
She said ‘Hi’ on video chat,
I skipped my work and replied "Nice Hat.
Your pic in the blue is really cool,
I skipped my work and replied "Nice Hat.
Your pic in the blue is really cool,
Can’t talk much, have to study TOOL."
She said, “I can’t understand what you say,
Take that shirt off, you look so Gay,
You do or you don’t there is no try,
It’s just an advice, bachchi don’t cry”
I said, “Don’t get angry, I’m totally yours,
Have stripped the shirt off, closed the door,
Enough for today though there’s more in store”,
And her instant reply was to show her more
And I jizz in my pants
This really never happens, you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you talk
And now I jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you lie
Plus it's your fault, you made me cry,
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go to loo and change
This really never happens, you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you talk
And now I jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you lie
Plus it's your fault, you made me cry,
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go to loo and change
(After Break-up)
I need a few books from the library
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still, so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said "I need a friend"
She turned to me, that's when she asked
“Where the heck is your library card?"
And I jizzed in my pants
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair, you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you scan books makes me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm ‘V’ obsessed
I need a few books from the library
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still, so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said "I need a friend"
She turned to me, that's when she asked
“Where the heck is your library card?"
And I jizzed in my pants
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair, you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you scan books makes me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm ‘V’ obsessed
(Few days later)
Last week I saw a mail
As I recall it was a google mail
No net in the room, so went to the lawn,
Checked my inbox and there was a mail from Robo-Kaun
And I jizzed in my pants
Was walking through the MIED, when I saw the prof AKD,
Need to follow him, need to beg for marks,
A room comes on that reminds me of SAE
And I jizz in my pants
The next day, V-Pull sir calls,
And I jizz in my pants
Open my door and Gul-Jar walks in
And I jizz in my pants
When my knight dies in the game of AOE
I jizzed in my pants
I just wrote ‘B’
And I jizzed in my pants
I went to. . .
Last week I saw a mail
As I recall it was a google mail
No net in the room, so went to the lawn,
Checked my inbox and there was a mail from Robo-Kaun
And I jizzed in my pants
Was walking through the MIED, when I saw the prof AKD,
Need to follow him, need to beg for marks,
A room comes on that reminds me of SAE
And I jizz in my pants
The next day, V-Pull sir calls,
And I jizz in my pants
Open my door and Gul-Jar walks in
And I jizz in my pants
When my knight dies in the game of AOE
I jizzed in my pants
I just wrote ‘B’
And I jizzed in my pants
I went to. . .
And I jizzed in my pants
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?
I jizz right in my pants
Every time he’s next to me
And when I am in my room,
It’s like the walls are fucking me,
You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy
Buying rubber is expensive now
I’ll get a vasectomy
Cuz I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes, I jizz in my pants, yes, I jizz in my pants)
Yes I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?
I jizz right in my pants
Every time he’s next to me
And when I am in my room,
It’s like the walls are fucking me,
You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy
Buying rubber is expensive now
I’ll get a vasectomy
Cuz I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes, I jizz in my pants, yes, I jizz in my pants)
Yes I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
