I saw a Beautiful dame..

The masterpiece below has been inspired by Green Day’s Boulevard of Broken Dreams. The legen..wait for it...dary work of fiction intends to make mockery of my best friend who believes that every girl he dates is the "The One" and will be the mother of his children. Anyways, hum the music to enjoy the masterpiece.

I saw a beautiful dame
The most beautiful one that I have ever seen
Don't know what’s her name,
But she is “The One” and I am sure again.

I saw the beautiful dame
Talking to a guy who looks so lame.
While I am walking alone
She is going around with Mr. Lame.

I saw the dame
I saw the dame
I saw the dame
I saw the -

Chorus :
Her face is the only thing that I could see
Her words are the only thing that I could hear…
Sometimes I wish she’ll be with me forever
Till then I walk alone…

Ah (repeats ... a lot)!

I saw the beautiful dame,
Walking all alone, talking on her phone.
On the other side
Cuddling her hair, giving me signs…

 I went to her, told my name,
And without a Wingman, I asked her out,
Though we’re playing the dating game,
I think she still loves Mr. Lame.

 I saw the dame,
 I saw the dame,
 I saw the dame
 I saw the –

Chorus :
Her face is the only thing that I could see
Her words are the only thing that I could hear…
Sometimes I wish she’ll be with me forever,
Till then I walk alone…

I saw the beautiful dame
Talking to a different guy who is also lame.
While I am walking alone
She is going around with new Mr. Lame.

Chorus :
Her face is the only thing that I could see
Her words are the only thing that I could hear…
Sometimes I wish she’ll be with me forever,
Till then I walk alone…

- The Barnacle (c)

Barney + Anthem = Barnethem

The Barnethem written below has been inspired by K’Naan’s Waving Flag.

Centuries from now, if some Bro applies the rudiments of the Bro Code or the Playbook to score some future chick, the only thanks I’ll need is if he could sing the Barnethem to his fellow Bros on the Barnacle Day though if he could figure out how to bring me back to life, that would be pretty awesome, too.
The Barnethem

Behti hawa sa tha woh……
oohh hohoho…..

Give me blondes, give me brunettes, give me red-heads, take me to their bed
See the Daddy, accept your challenge now, you trusted me, and I’ll make you proud
In McLaren these, chicks are hanging, it’s time to do some bangin’ banging,
Awesomeness it surrounds me, Hot chicks are, all around me

Banging the younger ones, banging cougars aged 41
Lets rejoice in the beautiful game.
And it’s time to nail some crazy dame.

EVERYBODY..

When I get suited up, I become awesome
They call me Barney and I am Ted’s best friend.
And then I got drunk
And then I got drunk
And then I got

When I get suited up, I become awesome
They call me Barney and I am Ted’s best friend.
And then I got drunk
And then I got drunk
And then I got

Oooooooooooooh woooooooooohh hohoho

Got the blondes, got the brunettes, Got the redheads, ya, did it on their bed.
Got Suited up and, accepted the challenge, you trusted me, and I made you proud
At my place we were, bangin’ banging, and she was gone the next morning,
Awesomeness it surrounds me, Hot chicks are, all around me

Banged the younger ones, banged cougars aged 41.
Lets rejoice in the beautiful game.
And together at the end of the day.

YOU ALL SING

When I get suited up, I become awesome
They call me Barney
And I am Ted’s best friend.
And then I got drunk
And then I got drunk
And then I got

When I get suited up, I become awesome
They call me Barney
And I am Ted’s best friend.
And then I got drunk
And then I got drunk
And then I got

Wooooooooo Ohohohoooooooo ! OOOoooooh Wooooooooo

Hum honge kaamiyaab,
Hum honge kaamiyaab,
Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din….

EVERYBODY!

When I get suited up, I become awesome
They call me Barney
And I am Ted’s best friend.
And then I got drunk
And then I got drunk
And then I got

And I am Ted’s best friend.
And then I got drunk
And then I got drunk
And then I got

Wooo hooooo hohohohoooooo

Nailed It